...of Guidance and StuffThis is EPIC

Go to the music player of your choice and put it on shuffle. Say the following questions aloud and press play. Use the song titles as your answers. NO CHEATING!
How does the world see me?
Song: Bang the Doldrums
Comments: The world thinks that I'll desert my friends and then try to be friends again numerous times...
Will I have a happy life?
Song: Fast Girl
Comments: I'll have an average life, and then a slut will lead me astray???
What do my friends really think of me?
Song: 1000 Miles
Comments: I'm a drug user and alcoholic, who will kill his family and run really far away...
Do people secretly lust after me?
Song: Confess
Comments: From the lyrics, probably not... "I have nothing to confess"
How can I make myself happy?
Song: Same Jeans
Comments: I should wear simple clothes, and party instead of caring what I look like... sounds good

What should I do with my life?
Song: When You're Young
Comments: I should stop looking forward to growing up, and live life as it comes at me, because "you can't be stopped when you're young"...
Why should life be full of so much pain?
Song: Spitting Venom
Comments: "cheer up baby it always wasn't quite so bad for every
venom then that came out, the antidote be had"... not as bad as it seems...
Will I ever have children?
Song: No Way Out
Comments: Clearly I can't get out of it!
Will I die happy?
Song: Guiding Light
Comments: NO

"But I'm lost, and crushed, and cold
and confused with no guiding light left inside"
What is some good advice for me?
Song: Country Yard
Comments: Great advice... not (Life is boring and you should just give up and go sit in a paddock)
What is happiness?
Song: Landslide
Comments: Wow... just.... so true... (fleetwood mac song btw... look it up!)
What is my favorite fetish?
Song: Suck My Kiss
Comments: OOOKAY.... creepy... clearly S&M: "hit me you can't hurt me" and "kiss me please pervert me"
How will I be remembered?
Song: Everybody Knows You Cried Last Night
Comments: It's about a really naive girl trying to be accepted and the boys realise she;s naive so they just take advantage of it all for sex. Then one guy tells her that and makes her cry, and 'everybody knows [she] cried last night' since she realized how stupid she was being.
DAMMIT!!! THE NINJA ASSASSIN THING'S ENDED!!!
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Don't forget...
It's not over yet..
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The inhabitants of the earth are of two sorts:
Those with brains, but no religion,
And those with religion, but no brains.
Abu'l-`Ala' al-Ma`arri, poet of Ma`arra, quoted in Maalouf, Amin (1989). Crusades Through Arab Eyes.
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Don't forget...
It's not over yet..
--
The inhabitants of the earth are of two sorts:
Those with brains, but no religion,
And those with religion, but no brains.
Abu'l-`Ala' al-Ma`arri, poet of Ma`arra, quoted in Maalouf, Amin (1989). Crusades Through Arab Eyes.
Thanks for the watch.
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The inhabitants of the earth are of two sorts:
Those with brains, but no religion,
And those with religion, but no brains.
Abu'l-`Ala' al-Ma`arri, poet of Ma`arra, quoted in Maalouf, Amin (1989). Crusades Through Arab Eyes.
Sydney: Blah blah blah SHEEP.
Me: Ahaha, you have sex with sheep.
Sydney: ..... ihateyou.
Me: It's okay! You might fuck sheep, but Ollie fucks his cousins.
Sydney: ;D Atleast sheep are like... fluffy.. That sounded wrong.
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youwishbaby.
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The inhabitants of the earth are of two sorts:
Those with brains, but no religion,
And those with religion, but no brains.
Abu'l-`Ala' al-Ma`arri, poet of Ma`arra, quoted in Maalouf, Amin (1989). Crusades Through Arab Eyes.
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